Never underestimate the power of magic

A friend posted one of those clever "What kind of fictional blah-blah are you" generators based on the Harry Potter universe. I'm always up for a challenge.

My results:

House:Ravenclaw
Wand:Mahogany, 10", Veela Hair
Best Course:Potions
Worst Course:Care of Magical Creatures
Pet:Spectacled Owl
Patronus:Kangaroo
Quidditch Job:Commentator
Wizard Candy:Bertie Botts every Flavour Beans (Mmm! Toenail!)
Profession After School:Hogwarts Professor

Note the Patronus -- It's a sign! I'm sure to get that scooter now!

Just fire up your patronus
and grab yourself a bun
squirt a splash of relish
and it's Hoppy-Roteen fun!