Thursday, January 12, 2006

Another ordinary candidate

Tomorrow (Friday the 13th, natch), Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, a "Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and Hecate Witch," will officially announce his candidacy for the Governorship of Minnesota. In addition to his spiritual life, Sharkey is an Army vet, has boxed and wrestled professionally, is qualified to race in NASCAR and has served on the public policy board of MADD.

He is planning to only serve the first two years of his term, after which he intends to be elected President.

Here is his website, and here is a news article about him.
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