Friday, December 08, 2006

Buying the New Yorker 1986 - page 63

Let's go to the events calendar:
Complimentary Christmas Maple Sugar Exfoliations.
December 22: 10:00am-2:00pm
As a taster of one of Topnotch Spa's Signature Services, The Maple Sugar Body Scrub, join massage therapy manger, Margo Hanson and her team, for sumptuous lower leg and foot scrubs. Our therapists will exfoliate, moisturize and massage to bring you a sweet holiday treat for feet.
I don't think that this sounds particularly soothing. But it does sound Christmassy, in that you will come out smelling like a holiday breakfast.


Oh please just stop.
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