Bagger: Yeah man, so this guy is going to adopt me. And he's rich, so I'll get to live in this mansion. And it's got a swimming pool, so I can swim all the time, and a bowling alley so I can go bowling whenever I want.
Cashier: Dude. You hate bowling.
Bagger: Well, if I have my own alley, I can practice and get really good. Then I'll like it. And this guy that's going to adopt me is on the board at the University there so I can go for free, even though he could totally afford it. So I got that going on.
Cashier: Hey, I can come by and visit.
Bagger: Well, like, this is in Phoenix, so there's no way you can just stop by, 'cos it's so far away.
Cashier: Dude. My uncle lives in Phoenix. The next time I go out there, I can look you up. Where in Phoenix does the guy live?
Bagger: Yeah, well here's the deal. They guy can back out on adopting me if I don't get good grades this semester. And I'm probably going to flunk. So he can back out and none of this could happen.
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