Bonwit Teller is another big department store that has now gone out of business. Apparently a Bonwit Teller gets blown up at the beginning of one of the Die Hard films.That's all I got unless I start making fun of the outfit, and I promised myself I wouldn't do that.
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OK, Fine. Maybe a little.
"This is the ceremonial robe you'll live in -- at home or at play."
I can't. I have no idea how to make this any more absurd than it already is.
