Enjoy a virtual vacation with semi-literate cranks

I have just discovered that TripAdvisor has a blog where they post "the stuff we can’t publish. Whether it’s funny, rude, bizarre, potentially libelous, incomprehensible, or all of the above, we love it, and we think you will too."

So far, this one is my favorite:

It looks like such a nice place on the pictures and brochures.

My new wife and I were so looking forward to a weekends stay, we had saved specially for it.

However, when we arrived we were greeted by the one of the worst receptionists I have ever had the misfortune to come across, it wasn't that she was rude and impolite, that i could deal with, but she kept making reference to the fact that we were not the type of person welcome at the establishment.

It wasn't until later in the evening that I found out why we were not the right type of clientele. At around eight in the evening I heard the roar of what sounded like a thousand blood hungry lions outside the hotel. It was to my wifes distaste to find out that they were indeed hells angels, apparently this is regular stop for them on Friday evenings. Now being a jovial character i thought maybe my wife and I could plead with brutes to move on to there next destination. I thought it was going well until one of them a chap named "B----" with a "I hate my mum" tatoo on his forhead took a particular interest in my wife "---------". She spent the whole evening with this rogue whilst his fellow angels......well all I want to say is humiliated me in ways that I do not feel comfortable describing.

Well to cut a long story short, they are now engaged after B----- paid me visit to enourage me to give her a divorce, which I had no choice he threatened to shoot me up my bottom and feed the bits to his doberman.

I will not be visiting again!