He's still going on about the paper crumpling. Just nod politely and try to get away.

Here's where I thought I would certainly find images of paper crumpling.

I was certain that Montague had a program that he crumpled when he found out that Abrahams was successful in making a date with Sybil.


I was just as certain that Liddell crumpled a newspaper or a copy of the events schedule when he found out that he was scheduled to run on a Sunday.


I was reasonably certain that Abrahams crumpled up the letter from Mussabini. He actually folds it back up.


That's a handkerchief he's holding. He has just demolished a straw boater, but I don't think that counts either.