The Comic Strip, Part 14.5 - You know those cartoons where the guy has the little angel talking in one ear and the little devil talking in the other?

So I was looking for information on The Professionals.

During my searching, I find my way to a fan site dedicated to Martin Shaw (He played "Ray Doyle.")

I click around the site and find a newspaper article transcription:

Why I risked violence to rescue two dying ducks from their farmyard hell (2001)
Actor Martin Shaw reveals how he and his wife Vicky were mistaken for Animal Rights activists when they broke into a duck farm

I've been trying to search my gut and figure out if I find it touching or hilarious. It isn't often that I find something that seems exactly halfway in between.