>Let us say that you live in an upper story apartment (or condo). One that is rather downscale, so you do not have some of the amenities that a more deluxe apartment (or condo) might have. For instance, a balcony.
In centuries past, your only options would be to either visit a friend and covetously enjoy their balcony, or sit forlornly in your downscale apartment (or condo) cursing the ceiling over your head and looking out the window at the wide open space that you might wish your balcony to occupy.
No Longer!
As an answer to your cabin-feverish prayers comes "The Rein Raus Serial Space Extension." Just bolt it to your window and you can enjoy the sensation of sitting on your very own balcony.
To be more precise, you will be hauled out of the window on a giant motorized spatula.
Be sure to notice the fine print, which helpfully points out that as the "structure" is only temporarily outside of your private dwelling, its use "lies outside the defined possibilities for formal objection available to property owners, neighbours and regulatory authorities."
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