A moment of self-evaluation.

The Gematriculator is a site that analyzes websites or text samples to find out how numerologically good or evil it is. (It has something to do with divisibility by seven.)

So how evil am I?



Ah.

Of course, by adding this text, I am changing the numerological profile, so by the time you read this, I may have a different percentage of evil (the banner is constant - if it recalculated every time I posted, then I'd think about putting it in the sidebar.)

Meantime, I decided to see if I could find a sort of evil baseline, so I went to a church website and found the page that explains what they believe:

We believe the Bible to be the Word of God and the only perfect rule for our faith, doctrine and conduct. The Word of God is spirit and life and therefore requires of each of us a spiritual and living response. This response involves a personal commitment to Jesus Christ and to following him. We seek to transcend theological differences through Christian fellowship, which is the gift of the Holy Spirit. We observe the sacraments of Baptism and the Lord's Supper. We believe that the Gospel of Jesus Christ is for the whole person and the whole world. This concern for wholeness finds expression in evangelism, Christian education, caring for persons in need and the missionary task. We welcome into membership all who confess Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord.

That paragraph is 53% evil.

The Introduction and Preamble of the United States Declaration of Independence -- 32% evil.

The lyrics to "Stairway to Heaven" -- 27% evil (same as me!).

The lyrics to "Don't Fence Me In" -- 1% evil (for the version with "hovels" -- the version with "hobbles" is 6% evil).

The phrase "Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana, banana!" -- 1% evil.